Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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