I just cut my nipple shaving
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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