Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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