Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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