scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
and she was petting her beer can
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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