dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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