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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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