i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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