Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
What drink are we having for lunch?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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