are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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