No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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