But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
