Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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