Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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