so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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