So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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