your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
