But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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