I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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