Already got asked if we're dating
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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