You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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