yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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