i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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