my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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