She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ketchup is God's man juice
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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