lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
