Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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