You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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