Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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