Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
they need to just BURY HIM!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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