are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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