well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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