is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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