"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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