i just wanna soil my oats bro
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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