Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
