She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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