Operation Purity has been aborted
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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