: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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