No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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