Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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