If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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