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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

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  sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

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  :)

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• (845): View more from New York

  This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo

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• (714): View more from California

  Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness

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  don't cry, we can learn from her

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.

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