Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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