My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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