My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
drinking out of a sandbucket again
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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