I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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