called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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