yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
my liver is dry heaving
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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