Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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