what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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