Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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