Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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