I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
nutella sex= disaster
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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