what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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