sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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